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Mindlessly "surfing" (the interweb) usually starting on one subject and ending up on a completely different subject.
I spent all day murfing housing in Seattle and ended up learning about orca whales.
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the wedgie received when wearing a g-string or thong
Dude Litta, today whenever i was wearing my g-string i got a major "murf!!"
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To suddenly expel large quantities of purely liquid poop. Makes the murf sound as it suddenly hits the water in the toilet.
Man, that burrito gave me some hardcore murf.
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when someones nose is so big that when he tries to perform oral sex on a girl, his nose gets stuck instead.
'some lad pulled a murf last night, it was shit'
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the sweaty, hairy, smelly region between the scrotum and anus
While you are down there would you mind tickling my murf a bit?
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