used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.
"dude, you owe me $50..."
"...the new."
or
"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"
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Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.
I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?
You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.
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(n.) A show on T.V. that only includes politics, especially Donald Trump, depressing incidents, and just all around bad stuff. Only one in a while will something good show up.
Dan: *sigh*
Sam: What?
Dan: The News.
Sam: Yeah.
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Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)
Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.
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News is a way for journalists to make money. It's also a way for people to find out what's happening all over the place at any given time.
I want to go on one of those big fancy news shows.
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The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive
Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression