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the new

used as a "yeah right" type phrase. often used to negate something you just said.

"dude, you owe me $50..."
"...the new."

or

"Never got drunk and puked all over myself...the new"

by Joey Gouda June 22, 2006

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new

Acting as if you have no clue of what is going on. Either intentionally or unintentionally.

I DID call you yesterday.Why you acting all "new"?

You know that you were supposed to call ME yesterday. You can act "new" if you want to.

by MsDanielle April 26, 2006

102๐Ÿ‘ 56๐Ÿ‘Ž


The News

(n.) A show on T.V. that only includes politics, especially Donald Trump, depressing incidents, and just all around bad stuff. Only one in a while will something good show up.

Dan: *sigh*
Sam: What?
Dan: The News.
Sam: Yeah.

by DaPwettyPwincess October 7, 2018

15๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


new

Used to denote somone who suddenly begins to act differently for whatever reason (i.e. job, girl/boyfriend)

Yo, man, Albert is actin' real new.

by Rob October 23, 2004

114๐Ÿ‘ 72๐Ÿ‘Ž


News

News is a way for journalists to make money. It's also a way for people to find out what's happening all over the place at any given time.

I want to go on one of those big fancy news shows.

by MultiFest September 30, 2017

5๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


news

Current events

"What's in the news?"

by star8706 September 28, 2003

65๐Ÿ‘ 44๐Ÿ‘Ž


News

The go to TV show if you want to hear about all the horrible stuff that happened throughout the world during the day
On VERY RARE occasions, they'll air something positive

Research shows that the news is now a leading cause of depression

by Metallicajunkie October 4, 2018