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A tasteful euphemism for crop dusting. Farting while walking. Inspired by the famous crop-dusting scene in Alfred Hitchcock's film, "North by Northwest," where a crop-dusting plane tries to kill lead Cary Grant in this mistaken-identity thriller.
My office mate is a pro at silently north by northwesting me throughout the workday. It's so bad that I often have to get up and find fresh air.
Falling asleep on the job when entrusted with the lives, safety or property of others.
Last night the old train station burned down while the cops parked down the block from it were taking a Northwest Nap.
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The worst school in all of Johnson County. It's full of snotty, overprivileged, rich brats with no sense of empathy to others. Plus, they act like they're so great at sports when their teams suck. Plus, their mascot is a symbol of death and evil. and the mascot is also a pathetic bird. They force conformity and give kids detentions for being 5 seconds late to class. They also steal taxpayer's money to support their pathetic E-comm and Aerospace programs (which they frequently brag about).
Olathe Northwest? You mean douchebag and tyranny high school?
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the most stuck up school in olathe
person #1: whats that school where everyone comes to school drunk and then goes to the bathroom, passes out and then pees on themself
person #2: o haha its olathe north west
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PERSON 1: dang this school sux its got no pretty girls and nooooooooooooooooooooo black people why did i go to olathe northwest
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Wearing fleece pants, jacket and vest at the same time. Extra points for a fleece hat or socks. The NW Tuxedo is similar to the Canadian Tuxedo, and is often seen in the Seattle area.
That guy in the Subaru Outback has a Northwest Tuxedo on. He's like a commercial for REI.
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1. n. Northern territory above Alberta and Saskatchewan, west of Nunavut, east of Yukon Territory. Capital is Yellowknife, Total population is about 30,000. Best known for black flies in the summer, a frozen ice road in the winter, and diamond mines. Mostly Innuit (native northerners) in population. Don't call them eskimos, or they'll encase your balls in ice and feed them to the polar bears. English is a second language up there, as most speak various dialects of Inuktuk. DON'T ask them to throat sing.
I froze my ass off in the winter in the Northwest Territories, then the black flies ate me alive in the summer, which lasted all of 3 weeks.
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An area consisting of Oregeon, Washington, and some of British Columbia. Some major cities in the region iclude Seattle, Vancouver British Columbia, Olympia Washington, Portland Oregeon, Victoria British Columbia Tacoma Washington. This area is sparsely populated, although the Seattle Area has about 3 million people and the Vancouver area has 2.1 million people. Parts of Seattle and Vancouver are home to many prostitutes and serial killers that work to kill the prostitutes. Some serial killers from the Pacific Northwest include Gary Ridgeway (Seattle), Robert "william" Pickton (Vancouver) , Clifford Olsen(Vancouver), Wesley Adam Dodd,(Vancouver Washington) Robert Lee Yeates,(Spokane) Ted Bundy (Tacoma) Kenneth Bianchi (Killed girls in Los Angeles, also implicated in 3 Seattle Murders). Aside from that gory aspect tyhe Pacific Northwests mainstay is Lumber, and Fishing although now other sectors have sprung up. The Pacific Northwest enjoys mild teperatures but the wettest fall ever known to man kind where it will often rain for over 10 days at a time. However the mountianous terrain of the region makes it very beautiful and much prettier then much of north america.
"Man can you believe it it didn't rain today"
Pacific Northwesterner: "Shut up Onatarian, it only rained for a week, that's nothing"
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