p**p

A censored version of poop that little, midget, wimp kids use.

I did a p**p

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/p

means "platonically". Like "/s" it's commonly used at the end of a phrase to denote that the message is entirely platonic.

Crush: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!!! I LOVE YOU SO MUCH!!/p
Me: haha thnx *kinda heartbroken inside*

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/p

/p is a tone indicator which means 'platonic'. it's used in text to show that whatever you're saying, is completely platonic, unlike its counterpart /r

"I love you bro! /p"

"You're so pretty /p"

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P and P

"Party and Play"

Often (incorrectly) defined as:

"Term seems to originate from Craigslist and/or other personal ads where the poster of the ad is in search of someone to Party (Do drugs. Usually Crystal Meth.) and Play, P&P (Engage in sex acts or intercourse.) with, just for the day/night. This term seems to be most prevalent among homosexual men."

However, the true origin of P and P describes the act of combining Meth with other substances.

Most who use methamphetamine regularly don’t often combine the drug with other substances. However, there are a few terms that describe some of the more common combinations that some create to enhance methamphetamine use and abuse.

Examples;
Biker Coffee – Coffee and methamphetamine
Croak, Shabu – Cocaine and methamphetamine
Hugs and Kisses, P and P, Party and Play – MDMA and methamphetamine

Looking for partner to come P and P until the sun comes up twice. You host, I'll provide the P and P

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P

The most feared letter that could be typed in a URL as the first letter by a parent or peer attempting to use your device to search something. Especially stressful if continued by the letters O and then R.

Dad: Now just hold on, Jimbo. Just lemme use your computer to check out portfolio.com

*types P in the URL*

Jimmy: Oh fuck...

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:P

:P is quite possibly one of the most clean and innocent emoticons to ever exist. You ideally would add this towards the end of your sentence to convey a sense of playfulness and lightheartedness, especially when the things you've said can come off as a bit inappropriate/insensitive if interpreted the wrong way.

NOTE: this text-based emoticon CANNOT be substituted for the emoji equivalent of a tongue sticking out (especially not the standalone tongue, dear god no).

TWO TEXTING SCENARIOS:

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty :P

Girl classmate: Lol same, was too busy studying that I literally forgot to drink some water

Guy classmate: Ugh I'm so thirsty 🥵👅
Girl classmate: Ummm....
Guy classmate: Lol what? I mean I'm thirsty for water
Girl classmate: Ohh, I thought you meant something else lol

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P&P

Pulling out and Praying not to get pregnant.

P&P is a unreliable form of birth controle.

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