Patel

An Indian last name if you find someone with the last name Patel I repeat don’t ask if they are related to another Patel because they are most likely not and they will avoid you for all of eternity

Hi my name is Jai Patel

The Patel’s have a wonderful home

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patel

The best type of Hindu Indian that exist. Anyone who disagrees is unfortunate not to be one, or is hating cause they cant be good as one. Usually in America own major businesses (Gas Stations, Hotels, Grocery Stores, etc)or if smart- become doctors. The pimpest indians and layed back outgoing tpye(most cases). Smart in common thinking and get ahead of the rest. Also a very common last name equivilent to the commoness pf "smith"

white dude:Whos that rich fuck driven the Bently
indian guy: oh, thats thats pimp daddy Patelll!!
non-patel indian dude: ohh he thinkssz hes-sa all thaughtt..but he-sa nott- im hatingg dauwgg

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Patel

- A common Indian last name, like Smith or Jones

- Theres a 95% chance the Patel you know is rich, if he isn't he owns a shop or a subway - Indians are the wealthiest group of people in America, they have a median income $20,000 higher than the median white income

- Almost always ridiculously smart

- Might own a motel

Look there goes another Dr Patel in his Bentley

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patel

short-hand for the incredible store "Patel Brothers" which showcases free mango juices on Tuesdays.

*Do not go into the back...

Man, did you see that crazy half-price sale at Patel Brothers?

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Patel

The most common last name derived from Indian heritage.
It's like Smith to America and Patel to India.
THEY ARE EVERYWHERE

Indian person 1: I really wish I was a Patel
Indian person 2: You are, actually. Everyone here is somehow a Patel LOL

Indian person 1: NOOOOOOOO

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patel

The patels are a large population of Indians, and can be found in virtually every city. They are usually hotel-owners or doctors, and are a very common name. They are known by many Indians as increasingly untrustworthy people and snobbish. They also have a reputation for marrying their own family members to preserve the wealth.

John: I am pretty good at tennis, are you?
Patel: Of course, I am! I am better than everyone else at tennis.

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Patel

Term in the car bussiness describing all people from the middle east. Also least favorite type of people to work with due to the fact that you cant make any commision on them. No matter what the price is, its to high

So how did you do with your deal Bill
Are you kidding I had a Patel I worked for free today

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