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Deriving from the “human centipede” movies, as the person in the middle you eat a lot of shit but also continue to shit on others as well. A middle pede has endured a lot of shit but continues to shit on others with no remorse. This act of degrading others helps justify what they deal with. A middle pede is typically someone who downplays other’s accomplishments, due to their lack of confidence.
“Jimmy feels like the coolest person in the group because his girlfriend simps for him, yet he is the biggest pussy. He’s such a middle pede.”
“John was bragging because he got a couple girls snapchats, but he doesn’t realize he is such a middle pede. They only talked to him because he bought them drinks, but left right after”
“Todd is the biggest middle pede I’ve ever seen. He made fun of me for talking to a girl who is a 6, yet he consistently brings home 5’s and below”
I am such a middle pede when I drive. I get upset when I am stuck behind someone going slower than me, yet I get angry when someone is behind me doing the same thing
friendly interjection meaning "may you join us for a couple of drinks?"
eric: I'm thirsty, fucko!
fucko: a table, PEDE!
eric: and I consider, despite the underlying conditions, that the human race is based on...
fucko: shutto!
SMACK
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A Halloween-themed burger, comes with polenta
"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Human Polenta-pede Burger, you should try it!"
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That feeling that you get right before a party. Crazy, wild, about to tear shit up, all combined.
Is a place in Denmark where one man lives, he his special in his own way. He likes Energy Drinks, and he makes some very strange noises, and he plays video games and is very depressed, he likes memes and says as a joke he wants to die every day
Pede is loud