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verb; to talk about something in a philosophical manner, usually involving debate about ontology, epistemology, and occasionally hermeneutics; typical of those in academic environments, especially at the college level
We philosophized about poop over our lattes.
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Someone who wasted the money their parents paid to get them through college.
I majored in philosophy, would like fries with that?
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The worst kind of person. The person that doesn't do anything, but just thinks about things.
Carpenter: I built a house.
Doctor: I saved a woman's life.
Scientist: I've designed the missle defense system our country uses.
Philosopher: I've decided I do exist.
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One who says lines of the syntax:
"As a famous philosopher once said..."
A Spanish phrase is often included in after the introduction.
As a slightly less known philosopher once said: "We report in menos days."
As a famous philosopher once said, "Interests connect people."
Yeah, these next 2.5 weeks will be "mucho long" (Philosopher).
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A person who thinks philosophy is a real job. A person who thinks about senseless things, then tries to convince everyone that he is right.
Philosopher: Is it alright to lie?
Student: Sometimes, I suppose
Philosopher: That's not an answer, just say yes or no.
Student: Uhh, no then.
Philosopher: But what if terrorist were asking where all your friends lived, would you tell the truth?
Student: Just shut up, that is a stupid thing to ask.
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Philosopher is quiet simpily a faggout. He contains great power as him staring at him turns you into stone. Philosopher is also renoun for his high intelect, by calling people faggouts. Being called a faggout is the second highest honour a person can recieve, bar engaging in release gains with FL STUDIO. Throughout every single females life they are expected to go on a pilgrimage and offer up their body for release gains with Philosopher. In order yo become a faggout you must eat Chicken faggouts and eat your sisters meal prep and blame her for being slefish for not making it for him. Within one day of Arnold Split after changing from PPL Philosopher achieved the physique that everybody dreams of which is 46% of FL Studios physique. thus showing his unmatched genetics powered by chicken faggouts and his sister meal prep.
"What a faggout" - Philosopher
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Atleast once in everyone’s like they’ll come across a self proclaimed philosopher and the Gumby that follows them about saying preach or oath, you can usually find them on Instagram sharing pictures of their sad, depressing and miserable life usually the lost are captioned like a dog in a well or brain can’t fathom what the hate say. Their misery is usually caused by a gf not wanting to hang out that day sending them into a spiral of depression and anxiety
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