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A metaphor for something that holds you down.
Corporations are a platypus The government's a platypus Your teacher is a platypus Society's a platypus My parents are a platypus The media's a platypus It's all just propaganda We've all got platypus controlling us.
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What happened when god had an off day.
Look at that stupid platypus!
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A strange fail of nature. As god was creating a beaver, a duck was standing on top of the beaver and they became morphed together, thus creating the platypus. (I think.)
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A couple where one of the two individuals is clearly out of the other person's league.
That girl is WAY too hot for that guy; I'm calling it, platypus.
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Mother natures way of saying, "I made this thing out of spare parts on the workshop floor, and it can still fucking kill you, hahaha!!!"
Look! It's Perry the Platypus
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A waterfowl, with a variety of species, most-namely, the duck-billed.
A noble creature, that no one would ever make fun of except for Kevin Smith, like when he had nothing better to say at the beginning of Dogma.
Kevin Smith must have been attacked by a platypus as a small child, in addition to all the other stuff that happened.
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A simple statement meaning both good and bad at the same time, as made popular in the practice of whaleism.
"What do you think about this severed limb Ted?"
reply- "Platypus."
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