poet

Someone who writes alot of "meaningful" significant crap, in a rather eloquent way, but is often the only one who actually gets it.

Poet: so,you wanna read that for me and tell me what you think?
Pseudo Intellectual: yeh sure...
* 15 minutes later *
Pseudo Intellectual: well...*scratches chin*...*looks pensive*...I think it's rather deep...
Poet: oh, great..thanks.

Pseudo Intellectual to self---huh!?!?

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POET

Piss Off Early Today

Used in workplace environment to let others know you are leaving early today.

It's Friday, so I'll POET today.

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poet

a furry bitch-like creature that totally gets pissed upon daily.

i fucking HATE poet, for all of eternity!

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Poet

a stupid fucking asshole

"that guy there is a real poet"

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poet

a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck

that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me

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Poet

A reference to a homosexual person. Derived from the fact that many of the historical poets were actually gay, and many of the modern ones are too.

Is he wearing a pink polo with the collar popped? What a poet!

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poet

{a girl who speaks her mind and can't keep her mouth shut and talks about her poetry and doesn't want to fuck}

{that poet ain't gunna get none from me cause I am a conformist who drives a pickup and shoots anyone who touches my donkey which I have taught to pleasure me}

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