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Pythagorean Blowjob

Sexual act, where by the "giver" takes 3 inches with the first mouthful, 4 inches with the second mouthful and 5 inches with the third mouthful. This process is repeated to ejactulation.

6, 8, 10 is possible but only after stretching.

similar to a standard blowjob.

I was in the Mathematics department at Imperial and THE girl in third year, I forget her name, gave me a Pythagorean Blowjob. I'm afraid I reached the identity after five cycles.

by Genius92 November 4, 2011

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Pythagorean Theron

A^2+B^2=C^2

"Help im dying"

"ok but did you know that the Pythagorean Theron is A^2+B^2=C^2"

by Xdank_math_teacherX May 22, 2018

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Pythagorean Throat Sex

When she or he gives their male partner extremely award winning deep throat. So good that it can be almost calculated down to the second of him busting a nut.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes. My head game is genius!

Girl 2: girl you sure did. It was calculated right. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex.

by HAILYEAH! July 27, 2021


Pythagorean Throat Sex

When a woman or man can calculate down to the second when their male partner will bust a nut from award winning head.

Girl 1: girl I told you he would bust in 2 minutes.

Girl 2: you calculated that down to the milliseconds. You must have given him that Pythagorean Throat Sex!

by HAILYEAH! July 28, 2021


Pythagorean

Of or relating to the Greek philosopher and mathematician, Pythagoras, and his philosophy

The teacher explained the Pythagorean theorem to students in the geometry class.

by Super Chess Guy March 28, 2023


Pythagorean Spiral

a verb that means when a very short girl positioned in 90 degree angle (legs straight out and torso straight) , is spun in a spiral by very tall boy, while having sex.

the couple had to leave geometry class to pythagorean spiral one another

by ilovegeometryinuendos January 27, 2010


Pythagorean Theorem

States that the square of the hypotenuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. While this is useful in math class, you won't be using it when you are bagging groceries or working retail or selling Nerf Guns.

Student: Ms.? When will we use the Pythagorean Theorem in real life?
Teacher: Well, um, real estate agents often use it to find out how much a house is worth?
Students: Ekscuze me waddahell

by Dick Clicker September 20, 2018