scrambled eggs

when two fags are fucking reverse cowboy and their balls are smashing against one another.

"How was your night with Johnny?" "Oh you know, went over and had some scrambled eggs."

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scrambled eggs

Pussy that has been tampered with too much.

See turkey, loose as a goose, paris hilton

Hey, don't hook up with Crystal, shes scrambled eggs

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scrambled egg

sexual act wherein the man holds his ejaculate in his his foreskin after orgasm, then begins to urinate and releases it all at once on his partners face.

Last night I gave her a nice scrambled egg.

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scrambled eggs

Performing Oral Sex on a female during her period.

I got scrambled eggs all over my face, what is a boy to do?

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scrambled eggs

While a female gives oral pleasure to a man, the gentleman pulls his tool from her oral cavity before ejaculating. He then proceeds to place his scrotum in her mouth and alternately slaps her cheeks while performing a celebratory cry similar to an Indian woman.

I gave my 'ol lady some scrambled eggs last night.

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Scrambled Eggs

The wrinkled, fried appearance of a chick's nipples after she has been tanning a lot.

"Man, I'd love to see her topless!"
"No way dude, the fake-n-bake gave her scrambled eggs."

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Scrambled Egg

Vomiting due to excess of MDMA, holding it in your mouth and shaking your head in time with the music.

I ended up on the dance floor full on scrambled eggin' it all the way innit mate, quality tunes, so i was a scrambled egg for at least 20 minutes!

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