Shed

Brit. slang for a crappy car, usually a hatchback, driven by a "Barry Boy".

A popular choice of the acned teen as their first "wheels", sheds are often "done up" with bits of nasty body kit, aftermarket exhausts and - in urban settings - a thumping uprated music system.

Shed owners often can't afford to put petrol in their cars so are commonly spotted on Friday nights meeting other non-driving shed owners in supermarket car parks to exchange advice on the best make of gaffer tape to stop bits of chrome and trim falling off their creations.

See also acronym SOTW (Shed of the Week), a popular spot on the Barry Boys web site.

Gav: "Wotcha got?"
Kev: "58 plate Saxo." "Tmoz I'm gunna slam it and install a sub the size of your sista's ass".
Gav: "Too sweet, I thought you were gunna get a Shed like a 106 ... needin an air dam for the front though"
Kev: "Already ordered, as well as some pimpin side rails".
Gav: "OMG ... your ride FTW"

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Shed

Fluttershy's corpse stoage facility.

Hey, hey, he, stay outta my shed, ok?

Bill: Did you see that SHED.MOV video?

John: Yeah. I'm never going in my shed again.

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Shedding

When a musician or group of musicians practice

Aye bro when are we shedding

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Shed

Somebody who is slow at walking or running

"Fucking hell Andy, you're running like a shed"

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the shed

fat ginger girl slut who goes for anyone she can grab. stay away from the shed! you will "regred!" if u succumb to the shed, dont be surprised to have a hot and painful itch tomorrow morning.

Scotty fucked the shit out of the shed...literally. he fucked her and then she shit on his bed.

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Shedding

When you project your own problems onto someone else.

Guy1: you're bad at Mobile game cause of your fat thumbs
Guy2: stop shedding

This implies that guy1 has fat thumbs and is projecting that onto guy2

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Shedded

To get very drunk.

I got totally shedded at the bar last night.

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