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Velvet Underground

Common innuendo for anal sex.

Example:"That velvet underground really hurt"

by TheBlackBox April 18, 2013

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velvet underground

A old rock band, now a non-mainstream dance club.

"Looking for something that goes against the mainstream grain? You might as well be a left-wing vegan in a texas prison. Come home to Velvet Underground."

by matt October 24, 2003

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Velvet Underground

A 60's/70's band fronted by the extremely talented and legendary lou reed and backed by otherwise mediocre musicians and entertainers. Many claim to have been tormented as children because of their listening to the band, and thus use the experience as the driving force behind the whole "you guys just dont get me" persona.

"Hey man, Im just going to go read some Catcher in the Rye while touching myself and then maybe put on the velvet underground album and drown myself in a puddle of my perpetual sorrow."

by JFru July 11, 2008

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playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground

SEX!

Doin the dirty...

fucking around

being a 14 year olds mothers worst nightmare

Mom: Son, I don't feel that you should go to Sarah's tonight..

Son: Chill, mom, it's not like I'm playing boingo-boingo in her velvet underground!

by HOoooooch February 16, 2009

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could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground

Slang. It means can I have sex with you? Brian propositions Lois by using the band names Wham!, Oingo Boingo and Velvet Underground. On the pool scene in the censored version Brian says, "Can I Wham my Oingo Boingo into your Velvet Underground?" In the uncensored version he says "I would eat your poop."

Brian: can I could I wham my oingo boingo into your velvet underground? Lois: wym? Brian: can I have sex with you?

by B-rizzle July 6, 2019

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soft velvet underground

another way of sayin vagina

dude that was a very soft velvet underground

by ted324 August 14, 2009