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Wild Turkey Gobbler

When a woman (or man) is suck your dick while on their knees. The person who is not smiling like a donut (the one receiving) spreads their nut sack onto the persons neck and proceeds to make a turkey noise.

Dude my girl was giving me head on Thanksgiving and that's the only reason I think I got away with the Wild Turkey Gobbler.

What the Fuck is the Wild Turkey Gobbler?
Get down on your knees and SMILE LIKE A DONUT and I'll show you. Gobble gobble fucker

by Firework Master December 2, 2009

13๐Ÿ‘ 7๐Ÿ‘Ž


wild turkey surprise

After drinking a gallon and a half of Wild Turkey Whiskey; the next day you find that the hot chick you took home is not a chick.

Dude 1 Did you see the dude lip locking that hot chick.
Dude 2 Yo dude That's no chick that's a Wild Turkey Surprise.

by dumb ethel April 2, 2011

3๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


wild turkey milkshake

The act of ejaculating in the anus of your partner, sucking the semen out of their anus, and spitting it back into your partner's mouth.

Dude, I'd totally drink your wild turkey milkshake!

by ithacan't October 19, 2014

1๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder June 28, 2015

4๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk

When a bunch of guys dress up as turkeys, slather their penises in gravy and crannberry sauce, and have a Circle Jerk

Dude, I just came from a West Virginia Wild Turkey Jerk! It was great!

by Loppytits November 14, 2014

9๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk

This is the act of two dudes standing face to face jerking each other off, trying to get the other individual to ejaculate first. The winner gets a warm white summer's wind on his genitals, resulting in him firing back.

Daniel says to Timothy "I challenge you, sir, to a South Carolina Wild Turkey Jerk."

Timothy's closeted gay self only replied with a smile and an eager "Hell yea bro!"

by juciepinktacos August 19, 2011

34๐Ÿ‘ 8๐Ÿ‘Ž


wild turkey jerk off

When a guy jerks off intensely making Turkey noises and then cums on his girlfriend's back and sticks feathers to it

Me and my girlfriend might try a wild Turkey jerk off

by Kinkyp33nyborder June 28, 2015

2๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž