When a woman is wearing glasses while giving you oral pleasure, she pulls your member out of her hot mouth and begins wiping it back and forth across her spectacles while you "NUT" joyously. Thus immitating the windshield wash and wiping actions.
Dude, Tom and Suzie were doing 69 when she gave herself the windshield wiper.
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blowing a load on a girl's face, then taking your manhood and using it as a wiper blade to smear it all over her face.
when that ho was done blowing me i gave her the "windshield wiper".
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When a person takes another persons cock and wipes it back and forth across their face while that person is cumming.
That bitch was such a freak when I started cumming in her mouth she pulled it out and started smearing it back and forth all over her face like a gawdamned windshield wiper.
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When a man jizzes on the front of a girl's vagina and grabs his penis by the stem, wiping the semen back and forth and increasing the possibility of unwanted insemination.
"Man, I turned the windshield wiper on full blast after I spunked on her vag."
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to have sex doggystyle and pull out, cum all over the girls back and spread it all over back and forth
i totally wisconsin windshield wipered that chick
The fat on top of your bicep that acts like a squeegee to wipe away sweat on your face!
John wiped away the sweat off his face with his windshield wiper!
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i eat it? i i drink burger king fryer oil? i nuke ocean again? (heck you, seawonks). i execute local general with aa gun? am i the kid from up? i will now commit engulf burger.
-lil' kim (jong un), whilst enjoying some windshield wiper fluid.