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Cougarism

The study and philosophy of all things concerning older women who prey on young verile men to fulfill their primal sexual desires (also known as a 'Cougar').

Bobby: You seem to know an awful lot about Cougars, Brent.

Brent: Alas, young lad, I am proficient in Cougarism.

by Brent Davidson March 4, 2008

35๐Ÿ‘ 15๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougars

older women who like younger men

do you want to go cooogar huntin' tonight

by St. Joe November 4, 2003

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Cougar

A woman 40 years or older, in her sexual prime, emotionally more mature, healthy and energetic. She dates, plays with or marries a younger man that can keep up with her.

Due to her strong presence, knowledge, ego management and self cultivation a Cougar is more appealing and sexy to younger men that don't like games, don't want children, and they are deeper than the average male under 40.
The most dominant interest in Cougars is their deeper charm that is not based on shallow concepts of beauty and also their managed temperaments as they are not driven by hormonal imbalances that cause jealousy, competition and other foul behavior common to women under 40 (she's been there, done that).

There are negative ideas being projected onto Cougars by threatened hormonal women and shallow males that couldn't handle a real Cougar anyway! These types can have each other, they are not part of the Cougar Power reality.

The under dressed women over 40 that sleaze around at bars "hunting" young males cannot be called Cougars. They skeezed around before they matured and just continue to do so.

The Cougar is a power animal in all Native medicine. A Cougar is a powerful woman that is not as satisfied with men stuck in an old mind-set about women/sex/politics etc. Exactly like the older men that feel more alive with younger women, the Cougar is more alive with younger men.

Real Relationship: "I prefer my Cougar Woman because I'm tired of all the silly girl games. We have more fun and the sex is more fulfilling"

Casual Romp: "Without the fear of pregnancy, sex is 10 times better!"

Contemplative Observer: "She has sexy curves, deeper eyes and she gives me space and freedom. I like my freedom so I think I'll go get me some Cougar!"

by Cosmic Cipher February 16, 2010

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Cougaritis

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.

I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.

by IrisKay March 22, 2008

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Cougar

(see also hunt, prowl, corner, pounce). Noun. A 35+ year old female who is on the "hunt" for a much younger, energetic, willing-to-do-anything male. The cougar can frequently be seen in a padded bra, cleavage exposed, propped up against a swanky bar in San Francisco (or other cities)waiting, watching, calculating; gearing up to sink her claws into an innocent young and strapping buck who happens to cross her path. "Man is cougar's number one prey"

Millions of them. More famously, Demi and Ashton, Naomi Watts and Heath Ledger, Joan Collins and her hubby, Cameron and Justin, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins

by Christina Marie March 11, 2004

5604๐Ÿ‘ 4623๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougar

Hot and sexy older woman, usually in her 40s or 50s, single or married, who is sick of her same-age counterparts which are usually hairless, have big guts, who only talk about their insurance premiums and have the TV remote control attached to their hands. Cougars are attractive, in their sexual prime, who know what they want and aren't afraid to go after it. BIG misconception is that they dress cheap, wear hot pink nail polish, animal skin prints and are not-so-attractive old-looking hags with bleached hair (Yeah those women exist, but they are NOT cougars). True cougars are classy, beautiful creatures who have made their successes on their own, have real brains, usually with expensive cars/homes, and are real head turners. Cougars seek younger men, and don't have to sneak up and attack...they know their younger mates are eager to get an experienced woman who won't ask if they'll call them the next day. Being a cougar is a positive thing.

20-something girl: "oh no, that cougar just left with Jeff and I've been trying to get him to ask me out for the past three months".

by Sewmeye March 2, 2008

2492๐Ÿ‘ 2024๐Ÿ‘Ž


cougaring

the act of a cougar prowling the premises seeking out her next sexual conquest

The hot blond in the black dress has been cougaring for the last half hour

by thomaskemper August 27, 2009

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