Cougaritis

(koo ger itiss ) A term that describes a person with an infatuation with attractive older women, MILF or cougar resulting in a constant need or need or desire to be sexual around them.

I think Tom is suffering from cougaritis,he is always after the older Milf rather than the young hotties.

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Cougaritis

A condition commonly resulting from or having contact with a cougar. Said contact is usually brief yet highly contagious. Symptoms of cougaritis include but are not limited to smelling like a box of wine, that guilty feeling, moral pains including thoughts of matricide, cougar-tooth, rusted bullet-hole, bad breath, severe headache, the taste for Schlitz in a can, and death.

After getting mauled by that cougar last night, Jim had a wicked case of cougaritis well into the middle of the work week.

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cougared

To be jumped, lured or hit on by a cougar.

- Hey, I just got cougared at the museum!
- Sweet!

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Cougared

The process by which you are viciously killed by a cougar in Red Dead Redemption due to it's super speed and double strike insta kill cheap shot kill technique.

Lloyd: DAMMIT!!!

Andrew: What?

Lloyd: I got cougared again... =.=

Andrew: Oh teh noes D:

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Cougar

When an older woman desires a much younger man and pounces on it's prey.

That cougar just devoured that young man.

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to cougar

An older woman flirting with or having sex with a significantly younger man. Used as a verb.

What a cougar does to her victims.

Jimmy got cougared last night.

Fifi is cougaring the new guy.

Amelia is getting ready to cougar Ryan.

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cougared

being schooled in the art of sexuality & things that are pleasing to a woman by a female at least 10 years older

Demi Moore cougared Aston Kutcher

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