The Situation

A pathetic human being, seen to be the lowest form of life who seeks recognition of supposed newly invented words and phrases when in fact were stolen from the website urban dictionary.

Carl : "GGL.... i know, im going to claim this word as my own and spread it like the plague". Im such the situation!

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situations

interesting events, good times. often alluding to sexual situations involving several loose women and beer or just a good time in general. getting outrageous.

Let's go down to the crazy room and get in some situations.

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The Situation

The greatest criminal of all time

Mob boss: gentlemen what’s the situation

The situation: *walks in* “oh that’s me”

Situation

A verb.

To fail miserably. To bomb something. To screw up. To think you're cool and just end up getting booed of the stage and realize you're not really that cool, at all. Derived from The Situation's failure at the Roast of Donald Trump.

Guy 1 - "How do you think you think you did on your driving test?"
Guy 2 - "Oh, I didn't study. I probably Situationed it."
Guy 1 - "At least you're skin isn't orange."

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Situated

Being high, Good off the alcahol/drug

*hits blunt* damn dawg im pretty situated

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there is a situation

The origin is Hebrew, a very common phrase in Israel. Used to denote the fact that some proposal is possible, but the answer is not final.

He: Would you like to go out to a pub?
Me: There is a situation

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Situationals

a protective garment for those funny moments when you just can't hold it in any longer. sort of like depends... but for hipsters.

example 1:
friend 1: hey you wanna go see the new tina fey movie?

friend 2: sure, but let me put on a fresh situational.

example 2:

good thing we're not watching a comedy tonight, at least I won't need my situationals.

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