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theft by vagina

Not to be confused with Vagina Theft, this biological phenomenon is characterized by the unexplained disappearance of items when in the company of a vagina/s.

Yooo where’s my earring. Oh nevermind, it’s a classic case of ye ol’ theft by vagina.

by yabeanzboii April 9, 2022


identity theft

not a joke

“identity theft is not a joke jim

by gabe itch69 April 8, 2019

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Identwitty Theft

When a persons social networking password is hacked and the hacker changes the password, post obscene pictures and sends messages posing as the hacked person.

After slipping off her medications, sending obscene messages and forgetting her Facebook password again, Britney leaked a case of Identwitty Theft to the tabloids.

by SaylorJ December 10, 2009

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Love and Theft

A country duo, comprised of two extremely talented, sweet, and funny men (Eric Gunderson and Stephen Barker Liles). Their songs are well written, relate-able, and catchy, and they attract a wide variety of fans.

Person 1: Hey did hear that new Love and Theft song on the radio?

Person 2: Yes, it's amazing!

by Marie Cecilia October 22, 2011


Art Theft

When someone reposts art that doesn't belong to them without credit.

Even if you claim the art isn't yours, you still gotta credit the fucking artist for their work and effort. Sure, the drawing might not have taken long for them to make, and therefore isn't a lot of effort, but the amount of time it took to learn how to draw in a way that makes them feel proud of their own work definitely is effort.

Person 1: Why is Art Theft such a big deal? It's just free exposure to the artist, lmao.

Person 2: It's not free exposure when the artist isn't credited for their work.

Person 1 (now pissed off): tHeY sHoUlD bE gLaD tHaT i'M eVeN lOoKiNg At It! PeOpLe ArE sMaRt EnOuGh To FiNd ThE aRtIsT oN tHeIr OwN!!!!

Person 2: Clearly you aren't smart enough, since you didn't bother looking for the original artist to credit them.

by Typical_Ukraine April 11, 2020

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foreskin theft

When a baby or child is circumcised when they are too young to decide for themselves.

I would enjoy sex more if it wasn't for foreskin theft.

by Deep blue 2012 July 29, 2009

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Ghetto Theft

the act (or "art") of stealing seasonings and/or condiments from a restaurant in a plastic bag

Person A: Hey where did you get that Red Robin seasoning?
Person B: I ghetto theft it

by Josh Yoj September 2, 2011

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