HAND

Have a Nice Day. Common sign-off at the end of a tech support forum post, often used in conjunction with HTH. Also used (ineffectively) to placate those for whom no help is available.

REQUEST FOR ASSISTANCE: "My computer is dead! The mouse won't move and the screen is black!"

FAILURE TO PROVIDE: "Your computer is dead! HTH, HAND!"

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Hand

The proximal most part of the upper limbs(naturally always in a pair) of biologically classified primates usually used to support walking in primitive primates. Hands may be used to perform precision demanding jobs such as using tools.

Humans and some intelligent primates use their hands to handle tools or grab objects. Hands consist of a central and swollen palm(mostly non pigmented) and usually 5 digits attached to the palm through bones. One of the digits is a thumb which may or may not be free determining the flexibility of the hand useful in carrying objects. A free thumb in Homo sapiens has allowed the species to carry or hold objects with much ease and perform various activities using intricate finger movement.

Natasha cut her hands with a knife while chopping onions.
My friend here is a hand model.
How would I fap without my hands?

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hands

When somebody says or does something stupid, "hands" is called on them. The person that called it gets to slap the other person's hand. If somebody calls "brakes" then it cancels out "hands", therefore one would call "hands, no brakes" to prevent that from happening.

Jonathon: Shit, I don't know what to write in this example box!
Bumm: Hands, no brakes! *slap*

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HAND

An acronym for “have a nice day”.

Student: HAND Mr. Daniels.
Mr. Daniels: You too. Goodbye.

hands

The ability to catch a football very easily, and barely ever drop it no matter the difficulty.

Randy Moss has hands dawg.

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'hand'

help; assistance; support

My neighbor offered to lend a 'hand' when I had to stack a newly delivered load of firewood.

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The Hand

The stand of Okuyasu Nijimura from JoJo's Bizarre Adventure - Diamond is Unbreakable. It would definately be a kick-ass stand, if only Okuyasu wasn't such a fucking dumbass.

1: The Hand is the best stand
2: No, it's Magician's Red.
1: No.

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