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A timer used to find out how long it took you to push out one of your turds.
I heard that Ben just got a minute and 22 seconds on his turd timer.
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Any person in the military that has a year or less on their contract. Therefore they don't give a flying fuck about their job anymore.
SPC Joe Snuffy: Man i got to wake up and go to pt. Fuck that im going back to bed im a short timer.
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555 Timer is an integrated circuit (chip) which is broadly used in electronics. Its use cases range from Square wave generation to some sort of analog to digital conversion. It can be found at electronics since several decades ago.
Pronounced as Five-Five-Five Timer.
555 Timer can do what an electronics nerd wants to do, Square, Sine, Triangle, you name it.
Old person. Usually an insult, and often used when talking directly to said old person. Slightly less derogatory than geezer.
"Hey, old-timer, why don't you learn how to parallel park?
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A person who has worked in the same company or position for so long that they no longer give a crap. The company could collapse in bankruptcy all around them, and they would just shrug their shoulders and get another cup of coffee. For some, being fired or laid-off would almost be a relief. For others, they are just marking their time until retirement.
Coworker1: Hey, did you hear about the error Brad caused that crashed the network this morning?
Coworker2: Yeah, I heard about it, Jen. Do you think it's serious enough for management to give him the axe?
Coworker1: Maybe, but I don't think he gives a crap. I just saw him earlier playing solitaire!
Coworker2: Damn Long Timer!
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A common term used in hockey in which a player passes it to another player, and the player receiving the pass shoots it in the net rather then stopping it. Used usually to lure a goalie to one end of the net, and then allowing a player with an open shot to score.
"Martin St. Louis feeds the puck to Vincent Lecavavelier for the game-winning one-timer!"
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1: Simaliar to to a baller or player
2:Someone with lots of cars,clothes, and/or money.
Baby Fresh- "I'm a real big timer"
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