tired

What any woman in a long-term relationship claims to be when sexual advances are initiated by their still eager male partner. Goes hand in hand with a "headache" or "that time of the month".

Joe: "Honey... I've been thinking 'bout you aaall day."
BitchWife: "Not tonight Joe, I'm tired."
Joe: "Oh well, looks like I'm going a few rounds with the old one-eyed trouser snake alone again."

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Tired

My tits are tired

Long like psalms

Flat like pancakes

My tits don't want to stay up anymore, they are tired

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tired

What you probably are if you're on here too much.

Hey if you're tired of this website, you're welcome to do something else.

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tired

when youre just fucking done. and a lil sleepy too.

Dude,im tired. You know the kind a nap wont help.

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Tired

Staying up to late being on the internet

Boss: You look tired
Me: I was on the internet

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old, out of fassion, overly popular (see tyiad)

your shoes are tired

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Bored, sleep is on your mind, watching the same crappy team lose every game.

I'm tired of watching the Bears getting their asses handed to them, listening to the News and be tiredsome, I'm going to bed.

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