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A verb, as in "to Black Knight".
Refers to the act of attacking an opponents legs with one's teeth.
A phrase coined by Max Brooks, in his work World War Z, and itself a homage to Monty Python and the Holy Grail.
Black Knight: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
Black Knight: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
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When a guy rides a bike over to a girl's house, fucks her in the ass, and then rides his bike immediately home. (Inspired by Drama from the episode of Entourage when he says he fucked a chick in the ass and then made her ride her bike home.)
Person A: Dude, you'll never believe what I did last night.
Person B: What?
Person A: I Black Knighted Sara!
Person B: Wow, that's awesome! I've never successfully pulled off The Black Knight.
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When you are having sex with a girl, and a black guy jumps out of the closet and punches the bitch in the face.
I was fucking Tina last night while Anquan was over, and the bitch got black knighted!
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It’s Someone who can’t get any girls
It’s the opposite of a “white knight” which is someone who is a simp
Yo this guy doesn’t get any girls, what a black knight
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V. past
To have three or four limbs removed, like Monty Python's Black Knight. Generally happens when one is owned by a bladed weapon.
Obi-wan just Black Knighted Anakin at the end of Episode III, look, he's only got his robot arm left
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Black Knight Syndrome (BKS) is the condition of being pathologically unable to acknowledge defeat.
The syndrome takes its name from the Black Knight in Monty Python's 'Holy Grail'. In this motion picture the Black Knight loses an arm in a sword fight with King Arthur, and claims that "'Tis but a scratch". On losing his second arm the Black Knight says that it is "Just a flesh wound". After losing one of his legs the Knight exclaims "I'm invincible!", and when his second leg is cut from under him he says "All right; we'll call it a draw".
BKS is commonly found in people afflicted with the Dunning-Kruger Effect, and it is typified by people who refuse to accept evidence that demonstrates beyond doubt that evolution is a fact, or that global warming is real, or that HIV causes AIDS. Indeed, such people have an irrational inability to accept the truth of any of a number of other scientific disciplines where the physical evidence trumps their conspiracy theories, vested interests, and/or ideologies.
BKS is also frequently found in people otherwise prone to Denial Silence.
The typical pattern of a conversation with a BKS afflictee involves the opposing, educated party presenting supportable fact after fact, carefully referenced and explained, whilst the ignorant BKS sufferer simply contradicts each devastating point with random, unevidenced counterclaims of his or her own. Due to this strategy, such exchanges rarely have a satisfactory conclusion.
In an online debate about the reality of modern global temperature increase, Vincent was insistent that no warming had occurred over the 20th century, no matter how much independent evidence was presented to him, from many countries and employing many different lines of analysis.
The thread would have persisted for months, if not years, had not the other blog participants acknowledged that Vincent was exhibiting a severe case of Black Knight Syndrome, and subsequently quarantined Vincent to a rubbish thread.
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Black Knight Extorters aka BKE is a gang that comprise a formidable collective of black knights who wield their influence to extract retribution from those who have transgressed against the MC:BE and Fortnite community.
Black Knight Extorters Wo3ke: We're extorting you 😈
Eject EK: Noooo!!!