Capitalism

Something I'd probably advocate if what the rich wanted us to believe was actually true, that the poor are lazy and the rich are hard working.

Moron: I'm a capitalist because I know that every poor person is lazy and that if I work hard, I'll be rich because only hard workers get rich.
Smart guy: So the rich never screw anyone over to get there?
Moron: Not at all! Don't let those stupid liberals convince you otherwise.
Smart guy: You think capitalism is perfect?
Moron: Yes!

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capitate

to receive head, rather than loose it
see blow job

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

During my break from work, I was capitated by the cashier with the lazy eye.

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capitalism

A system that never really existed and is made fun of by people who desire socialism, which also has never really existed.

Political economist are the modern sophist.

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capitalism

a system that allows socialists to sell their books and make profits too!!!!

IRONIC????

YES

marx became popular because of capitalism, which sold his books, not socialism, which took them away.

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capitalism

A system of poltical, social, and economic organization, in which, physical force is barred from human relationships. To the extent that it has been tried, its results have been amazing. I am typing this on a computer made by the capitalist system, for instance.

While there has been no example of pure capitalism, America at certain times in history was close, and Hong Kong has been close to pure capitalism. Notice the level of economic develop of these places under capitalism.

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Capital

Meaning: the best, the greatest, and better than everything else.
Can also be a synonym for peng.

Person 1: hey bro. My favourite dessert is New York Cheesecake.
Person 2: Yeah man, that stuff’s right capital.

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Person 1: hey did you see her selfie the other night. Peng ting.
Person 2: yah, capital for sure.

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Capitalism

God's way of determining who is smart, and who is poor.

Capitalism - Taking advantage of poor people since 1776 and also establishing world superpowers.

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