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The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.
Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!
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He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.
Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?
Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.
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An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.
Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.
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1) Slang term for someone who believes all medicine should be avoided and only natural remedies should be used.
2) Slang for someone who is obviously trying to be someone that he isn't.
3) Slang for someone who is definately hiding something.
1) Don't go all Tom Cruise on me now; take some asprin for your headace.
2) Jumping on your mamma's couch like that, you are Tom Cruise-ing man!
3) I'm not gay. I ain't no Tom Cruise.
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The guy who proposes to Katie Holmes and tries to convert oprah to scientology by movieng right next to her 50 million dollar estate. Oprah is way too cool for tom cruise's nonsence.
SCHWAT NOOW
Tom Cruise is an idiot for thinking Oprah would convert religions.
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A mediocre actor and all around whack job who enjoys the occasional brain-washing, and taking it up the ass
*insert anything that Tom Cruise has said in the past 10 months*
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a. welcome to mindhead
b. can be seen on tv jumping on top of couches
c. believes psychiatry is phoney
d. rose to stardom after sock sliding in his underwear
didn't know he was in that vampire movie until two years later.
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