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Tom Cruise

A really crappy actor who is trying to promote scientology *see also fraud* but doing a really bad job of it. He has also been flipping out at everyone who does not agree with him.

"And you know, you always have to look at someone who criticizes you, you have to look at them and say, okay, so? Who is that person? Why? What do they know?"
-Tom Cruise

He is obviously a hypocrite too.

guy 1 - who's that guy freaking out on the news?
guy 2 - o that's Tom Cruise. He's an insane psycho freak.

by SkaSkankDownParty July 1, 2005

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tom cruise

A moron who likes jumping on couches and has absolutely no consideration for other people's furniture. He also looks like a gorilla when he jumps on a couch. But moving on... he has absolutely no expression or emotion in his movies except for war of the worlds in which he looked rather constipated.

tom cruise- I LOVE KATIE HOLMES SO MUCH I'M GONNA DESTROY OPRAH'S COACH. I'M SURE SHE WON'T MIND.
me- go jump on your own couches

tom cruise- OMG I AM SO AWESOME. GO ME. EVERYONE LISTEN TO WHAT I SAY ABOUT SCIENCE AND STUFF. I ROCK!!!
me- what?! you expect me to listen to you when you start lecturing about science?! go bother katie holmes but not me.

by je m'appelle moi January 10, 2006

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tom cruise

A douche, enough said

Tom Cruise is a douche who thinks he is smart, but he is in fact not

by Tom December 26, 2005

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tom cruise

A loopy-ass muthafucka who jumps up on sofas and embarasses Dawson's girlfriend all the time. See wack.

Tom Cruise is wack. He needs to get up out of Oprah's grill and stop jumping around like a 5 year old.

by Chilla June 29, 2005

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Tom Cruise

The most overrated actor ever; a complete moronic ass-hat douchebag of epic proportions. Undeniably and completely insane, a self-proclaimed scientologist who will pull any publicity stunt to avert attention from the fact that he is wholly a flaming homosexual. These stunts (such as stating he would eat Katie Holmes' placenta at the time of their daughter's birth, etc., etc.) have served to all but ruin his career to the point that only Oprah is tool enough to allow him to appear on her show. His is a classic case of maniacal insanity.

Hey Mike, you want to watch Top Gun?
Hell no Jeff! You really wanna watch that Tom Cruise fruitloop
pulling on a flight yoke in a Liberace reacharound fantasy???
Get the fu*k outta here!!

by Ill Bill B Illin' August 31, 2007

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Tom Cruise

He's had some good movies before, but now he's turned into a fucking Scientology fundamentalist nut on the ranks of Pat Robertson and Osama Bin Laden.

Person A: What the fuck is wrong with Tom Cruise?

Person B: Oh. He believes in that entire bullshit story about Lord Xenu, thetans, etc.

by anonymous6812 April 8, 2008

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Tom Cruise

An overrated actor who specializes in couch jumping, promoting $cientology and painting himself into corners with his lies and contradictions. Has had several high profile sham weddings and relationships to hide the fact that he is a homosexual.

Wow, look at Tom Cruise's new mop-top haircut. He looks like John Lennon, only with less dignity.

by Marshall Rousso September 13, 2006

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