Tonk

A UK slang name for a vape or juul.

Or

To be in the process of vaping - past, future, present

"Do you have your tonk?" Lad 1 asked
" Yeah fam I don't leave the gaf without it" replied Lad 2

Or

"Where's he going?" Lad 1 aaked
"To the toilets for a tonk" relied Lad 2

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tonk

Noun (1): The sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Noun (2): A derogatory term for an illegal alien crossing from the United State's extremely porous southern boarder, originating from the sound made from the contact of an illegal Mexican immigrant's head and a D-cell Maglite

Verb: The act of hitting the head of either an illegal Mexican immigrant or another person with either a D-cell maglite or similar object

Boarder Patrol: "Yeah, I bagged that damned tonk before he made it to the freeway!"

"Shut up before I tonk your dumbass."

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tonk

Illegal Mexican immigrants.

"Tonk" is the sound that is made when the illegals are hit over the head with the large flashlights/batons that the US border patrolmen carry.

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Tonked

well built, muscly etc.. hench

dat bre is bare tonked

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Tonk

The Etonian slang for a “vape”.

One must only use the noun if their parents make seven figure incomes.

“Mate your tonk is so dead! Cop a new pod you povo.”

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tonk!

The sound of a fish hittin' the windshield.

"Man, we shouldn't be driving so close to the lake--oh, SHIIIIIT!"
*TONK!*

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Tonk

A word commonly used by private school drop outs and posh people when referring to a ‘vape’ or ‘electronic cigarette’.

Very reminiscent to ‘that tune is absolutely dutty, turn that up, what is it? Garage?’

‘Oi Ruby, pass me the TONK’
‘Where is my TONK?’
‘YOU USED ALL OF MY TONK!’

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