very selective name for a fat ass with a fat head. shorter version of a sausage toob, the rolls on a fat persons head look like a sausage toob.
Hey look at that fat ass, his head looks like a sausage toob.
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1. The male penis. 2. The television.
"Sally laid a hummer on my toob the other night while I was watching the toob."
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Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.
Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.
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v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)
Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?
Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.
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noun. the name for a large inner tube that is used to float down a river or in a lake, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
verb. to float down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
toobing- adj. the act of floating down a river or in a lake using a large inner tube, usually from the tire of an 18-wheeler
I think I left my toob in the truck.
Anyone wanna toob this weekend?
The Guadalupe River is too low for toobing this year.
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A penis, schlong, anything relating to a male's... organ.
He had a 7' penis, in other words, a 7 inch toob.
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The correct spelling of the past form of being hit or killed by a grenade launcher attatchment (a.k.a A Noob Tube) in the game Call Of Duty 4.
"O man, that scrub just 'toobed' me... I'm going to go cry for a while."
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