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When you don’t get dressed and expose your dick on a zoom call, leaving all of your coworkers aware that you hang brain during meetings.
Jeff was toobing on a call with the entire staff of the New Yorker, and now we all have to hear about his dick.
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Verb. Any act of self stimulation in a "work from home" environment, particularly during a Zoom or some comparable virtual meeting situation.
In a time when journalists receive little to no love from an increasingly skeptical and disillusioned public, some particularly frustrated news personalities have been literally getting "caught with their pants down" while toobing a work meeting.
Pulling your pud while on a Zoom call.
Toobin was Toobing when he thought his work team wasn't watching.
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v. Masturbating while on a Zoom call with your coworkers (ie Jeffery Toobin)
Anderson: Why are Jeff's pants down during this zoom meeting?
Don: Oh, I think he's just Toobing again.
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The word Toob refers to any handheld or mounted grenade launcher.
Person: This is my toob. Here is what it does.
*explosion*
When you are bawls deep in looking at Youtube vids at work. As if nothing matters in the world!!!
Boss: Can you bring me those TPS reports?
You: Fk off I'm toobing!!!
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A chad way of describing the barrel of a fire arm of any type aside from an a.r. platform.
Ak guy- "is spicy toob, makes big boom"
Ar guy-"hey man I have a toob to"
Ak guy-"...not exactly comrade, yours is plastic pipe"