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The food with the most destructive capacity known to mankind. Is destined to eventually destroy Pizza Mozzarella. Three cheese tortellini has been observed in the past to be capable of warping reality. Also it tastes pretty good. But you probably shouldn't try to eat it because it will likely defend itself
Person 1: "Yo I just saw some three cheese tortellini in a bowl."
Person 2: "Dude it can do literally anything. You should be afraid."
Person 1 then tried to eat the three cheese tortellini and was instantly erased from existence. Who was I talking about again?
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Cian: hey what are you eating? Odin: Tortellini Cian: *fucking murders him*
When you fart as someone is tongue punching your fartbox
She gave me a good old fashioned tortellini toot
noun - (dirt·y tort·ell·ini)
1. the citation of acknowledging a teammates outlandish behavior
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
2. the dirtiest tortellini, dirtier than the dirtiest (sexual innuendo implied)
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
"As we approached the starting line my teammate looked at me making an odd gesture pointing his hand into his head, all he said was 'dirty tortellini.' "
"I gave her a healthy serving of that dirty tortellini."
Francine Tortellini is a odd woman with indeed the most annoying laugh on the planet. She is classified as Francine Tortellini because she indeed looks like Francine from the famous PBS Kids show "Arthur." The Tortellini part comes into play when you look at her ears. The appear to be flattened out on the edges and seem to look like whole wheat, burnt tortellini's... How peculiar. Oh and don't even mention her stank teeth... and her Hiesty Huhey... and OH NO! NOT THE FROSTED FLAKES!
Howard: *talking to Phillip* "Remember that *insert non-existent show here*"
Phillip: "Oh Ye ---"
Francine Tortellini: *begging for attention from homo-sapiens of the male gender* "BAHAHHAHAHAHAHAJSHAJHSJ! YESSSS I DOOOO THAAAATT WAAASSSS MYYY SHO ---"
Howard: "Stfu Francine Tortellini bitch , you smell like fish bitch."
A sexual move usually performed after eating Italian food. A man contorts his penis into a tortellini shape, farts and then has his salad tossed.
“I wasn’t sure if it was gay or not, but Stacey was full in on the hot tortellini salad, so it’s got be no-homo.”