When two people shit on the same toilet at the same time. One person shits normally, while the other person is on their shoulders taking an upper decker. Resembling a totem pole while dumping.
"Dude this sucks, there is only one bathroom and all of us ate taco bell"
"If we don't take fast dumps, I'm going to crap my pants."
"No need to worry bro, we can just tak a totem duece."
"I got the top"
"Oh my gosh, what kind of creature can shit in the tanker and bowl at the same time?"
"Must of been a totem duece"
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Highest perscription of Xanax.
Long white 2 mg. pill
I'm stressed...give me some Totem Poles!!
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a stacked xanax bar (z-bars) with four sections.
What are you going to do tonight? I am gonna eat some totem poles and get wasted.
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A vernacular term for the 2mg bar shaped Xanax (alprazolam) tablets used and abused by teens & adults alike.
Yo, you need any footballs? No, but I'll take some Totem Poles if you got 'em.
or
That girl just ate 3 Totem Poles, she's not gonna remember shit tomorrow.
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Stacking and having sex with two midgets (preferably twins) while standing. One midget stands on the other's shoulders. You are making out with the top midget while the bottom one gives you head.
I was wasted last night on Carman 6 and the RA walked in on me totem poling these two bitches.
I saw these two midget twins and thought "I am so gonna totem pole these bitches".
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The art of standing on top of a team mate, in a first person shooter style game, in a corner of the map.
How to FPS Totem:
Remaining in the crouched position for other team mates to take advantage of the same blind spot, by crouch-jumping onto your head in Counter Strike.