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Transfer of severe depression through sex
I slept with Sam S. last night, and i think he gave me, Samuelly Transmitted Depression
When a purely sexual relationship turns into a romantic relationship.
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When one sleeps around in the hope that one of the encounters turns in to a relationship.
Allie has been sleeping with every guy she finds attractive, she's sexually transmitted dating.
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A sexually transmitted disease passed on by pigs around the world, in influenza form. The virus only started appearing because a dirty mexican was sick of raping dogs and experimented on pigs...The influenza is strongest on the actual person that screwed the pig, you wonder why the only deaths are in Mexico...
Dirty mexican to dirty hobo friends - "Hey i just tryed haveing sex with a pig, not only is it more enjoyable but the pig resists less!"
Dirty hobo friends - "Hey sounds like fun lets start a chain mail on it..."
*All die, pandemic starts*
Condoms in Mexico now advertise that it prevents Swine Transmitted Disease...
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Also know as STC.
Caught by having sex with someone mentally unbalanced who then creates drama and problems through insane actions for the person they slept with.
I can't believe he slept with her! Isn't he afraid of catching an STC?!
He seemed so nice before I slept with him. How was I to know he would have sexually transmitted crazy and break out the windshield on my car?
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Any nonphysical disease that is spread by people saying meaningless and inoffensive things.
This guy is spreading his verbally transmitted disease to everyone!
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Life.
Worst Sexually transmitted disease ever.
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The desperate motivation behind attempts to fool others in simple ways. The person already fell for it, and they need to convince themselves someone else is just as stupid as they are.
G: Drop an item and hit Alt-F4 and it will double!
A: Haha, nice try with the stupidity-transmitted disease. But try pressing D to dance!
G: #%!@