Mitsubishi Triton

The Mitsubishi Triton is a dainty vehicle often owned by bearded males who appreciate backwards flat-brim caps and are strongly opposed to engaging in any activities on a Sunday.

Mate why don't you bring your Mitsubishi Triton to Bribie on Sunday?

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Triton Tongue

You eat so much UCSD food so that you think just about anything tastes good.

A: Man that whopper tastes so good.

B: You have Triton Tongue

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Triton Eye

UCSD slang for ugly girls lowering your standard of what pretty girls are but ACTUALLY it's Dope Ass band formed at UCSD

Guy#1: Hey man that girl's kinda cute

Guy#2: Nah man, I think you have Triton Eye
Guy#1: Well I Do have their album on https :/ /tritoneye.bandcamp. com/releases

Girl: Hey , are you guys talking about the Triton Eye from https ://tritoneye. com
Guy#2: Yeah, How'd you know?
Girl: I follow them on Instagram @TritonEyeOfficial
Guy#1: Oh Wow!

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Mitsubishi triton

For the go anywhere vehicle that wont break the bank or the car. Often seen towing out Ford maverick and patrols

I can tow and drive on the soft stuff such as grass and sand. My Mitsubishi triton will go anywhere

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triton hammer

A clevis or shackle misused as a hammer. Also refers to the flagrant misuse of a critical handtool or piece of equipment as a hammer, due to the mental retardation of the user.

Those two retards are using a triton hammer to try to move that truck.

5.4 triton

An engine made by Ford Motor Company . A v8 fuck boy engine used in f1shitties and explorers. Owners generally brag about how much tOrQuE they make but blow spark plugs when they try to spin dirtyfives

Man , my f1shitty 5.4 triton makes so much torque

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Mitsubishi Triton

Tritons is a sports utility or luxury 4x4. Has come a long way with reliable engines which are cheap to run when looked after the correct way. Besides the suspension squeak in the rear when loaded the Triton a real value statement.

Real mature people who are smart and arent show offs drive these and aren't scared of other jelous drivers who drive similar vehicles but won't admit it.

I drove a Mitsubishi Triton and I loved it so I brought one.

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