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TRUMP-kin A sexual act in which a person takes a supernaturally huge shit on the entire country while major news networks take turns fellating them.
noun.
The entire 2016 presidential campaign season has been a massive trumpkin.
I'm left with the hot musky umami of trumpkin every time I accidentally watch the television news.
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Grabbing a woman by the pussy while she is taking a dump.
Since I'm a celebrity, I gave that piece of ass a Trumpkin
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A sexual act where one gives a blowjob to a man who is perched on top of a fence while simultaneously shitting on the other side of said fence. The higher the fence the better!
My man gave me a great Trumpkin last night, I totally destroyed Jane's backyard.
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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
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Carving Donald Trumps face onto a pumpkin, making a Jack-off Lantern.
Dude, happy Halloween! By the way, nice Trumpkin on your porch.
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Getting head while taking a shit with a huge traffic cone gaping your ass, instead of into a toilet.
Last night, I let a bunch of republicans give me a trumpkin at the gay bar. Or, was it a church?
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Receiving anal sex while urinating on a Russian hooker.
I was content just peeing on the prostitute when a tiny handed vulgarian snuck up behind me and asked if I would like the full Trumpkin.
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