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A day of celebration where 100% straight men can partake in any homosexual activity and not feel any remorse or sense of gayness. It takes place EVERY Tuesday of every week regardless of any holidays it might fall on.
Dude I cant believe it's only Wednesday! That means I have to wait another 6 days for my favorite day, Tuesday.
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The day one should use as the day of exception.
April: Are you a lesbian?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Alice: Is there a party in your pants?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
Meahgan: When does 2+2=fish?
Michelle: Only on Tuesdays...
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1.) Third day of the week.
2.) A name.
3.) Born on this day.
Person 1: Hey, what's your name?
Person 2: Tuesday.
Person 1: Were you born on a Tuesday?
Person 2: No.
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The day of the week during which Soylent Green may be purchased for consumption. Soylent Green is not readily available the other days of the week due to limited production -- but don't worry, the more people die from starvation, the more Soylent Green there will be for the remaining populace!
Governor Santini is brought to you today by Soylent Red, and Soylent Yellow. And, new, delicious, Soylent Green: The "miracle food" of high energy plankton, gathered from the oceans of the world. Due to its enormous popularity, Soylent Green is in short supply, so remember—Tuesday is Soylent Green day.
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Like the other guy said, the worst day (I promise!) of the week. Why is tuesday always bad? It's right in the middle of the week. Your not getting ready for the weekend. Your not all rested up from the weekend like you would be on monday. In fact, since monday sucked all the life out of people, the people your left with are nothing pleasant.
Dude 1: Man, tuesday blows.
Dude 2: You said it.
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The only day reasonable fit to commit suicide and/or be homosexual without feeling any sort of remorse
Gary-“ I really just wanna die or do something homosexual but my mom said no”
Tyron-“ It’s cuz it ain’t Tuesday my man”
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A seemingly "normal" day. The only significant Tuesday known to man absolutely sucked (9/11)...therefore Tuesday's are boring, pointless, stupid, and never live up to better day's like Friday.
Tuesday...well at least it's not Monday.
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