When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.
I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.
Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy
Turkey is the best thing ever
What do you mean
TURKEY DAY
A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)
"Hey happy turkey day!"
November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams
i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day