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Turkey day votive

When you invite a gay midget to Thanksgiving and indicate which guest’s dick he’s supposed to suck by placing a lit votive under the chair of said “getter” of the fellatio.

I had the weirdest thanksgiving experience yesterday. There was a game called Turkey Day votive and basically they hired a midget to suck a random guest’s dick. It was crazy but I really enjoyed the BJ.

by Scotty Nice November 29, 2024


Turkey day

Turkey day is where we celebrate the turkey joy

Turkey is the best thing ever

What do you mean

TURKEY DAY

by Typicalxbbyyy May 03, 2020


Turkey day

A day to eat turkey and get fat. (also known as Thanksgiving)

"Hey happy turkey day!"

by lexivolm November 28, 2019


national save a turkey day

November 23rd your supposed to save a turkey in your dreams

i saved a turkey from a dragon on national save a turkey day

by gn dhncgnb November 23, 2020