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Named due to the abundance of cold turkey, this the week between christmas and new years. Profitable time for the alcohol and drug industry, also beginning of post-christmas sales.
Man: did you have a good christmas?
Other man: yes, now it's turkey sandwich week
Man: great
The act of eating brown gravy off of your sexual partner. Typically from his/her genetelia.
Particulary common during the holiday season, when gravy is most readily available.
Akin to the "open faced turkey sandwich", which is when you consume brown gravy from his/her anus.
"Your mother prefers that gravy is luke warm before I have my hot turkey sandwich."
This can be a very funny inside joke at the Thanksgiving dinner table.
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Guy: abraham and turkey sandwich lincoln
Cashier: Sir this is a McDonalds.
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The act of farting and simultaneously shaking one's ass slightly side to side onto a partners face while the partner has mouth open and lies supine on the edge of a suitable surface; eg. a bed, couch, table, etc. This act can either be a mutually agreed upon sex act or a malicious act perpetrated upon someone who leaves themselves in said position while sleeping.
since brad was acting like a bitch and passed out drunk, parker dropped his pants and gave him a well deserved open-faced turkey sandwich
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So invested in a thing or subject (usually a girl) it's blinding, leading one to a single minded obsession.
Dude, sorry I ditched you last night for that chick, I was balls deep in a turkey sandwich
An erection in the likeness of a turkey neck smothered in underwear making a turkey neck sandwich.
I asked a girl at a party if she would like a turkey neck sandwich.
A great sandwich for when your on the run.
Includes:
2+ slices of turkey ham
2+slices of cheese
2-3 slices of bread dependent upon double decker
joe: I love my turkey ham sandwich
bob: what type of cheese did you put on it
joe: cheddar
bob: next time try pepperjack
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