turn off phone

Matt turn off ur phone!!!!!

At 4:30 you should have turn off phone!!!

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spiderman: turn off the dark

Epic fail of a musical directed by Julie Taymor. Bono and the Edge wrote the music, which was terrible. Filled with flying stunts and slingshots across the stage, one is not surprised to hear of all the injuries that went down for the stunt doubles. Its not that bad though, they broke several records including largest budget for a broadway show EVER (65$ million dollars) and the most preview performances before actually opening.

Let's go see spiderman: turn off the dark!

no way man! I don't want a flying guy in spandex to fall on me.

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Turn off your adblocker

An extremely idiotic thing websites use, basically it's like waving a cross (adblock) at a demon (person with adblock) to go away or turn it off.

Once you turn it off, they log all your personal information and say thanks.

You: I am thirsty for info, let's go to this news website.
*You scroll down slowly, reading each line*
Website: Turn off your adblocker to keep viewing this website
You: Go away
*Closes website*

kettle turned off moment

forgetting/failing to do something important to the task you are currently doing

person A "the cuppa would be made a lot faster if the kettle was turned on"
person B " you just had a kettle turned off moment"

turn off your hacks

what everyone dumbshit squeaker would yell when you keep killing them over and over.

Me: 26-0 lead
nub: OMGGGG turn off your hackssss
Me: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

turn on/off

Something that causes you excitement in a sexual way. Turn off can be the opposite, or something that makes you not want someone sexually.

It was a total turn on/off to watch him take off his shirt in the hot sun while he was installing some gutter guards.

He has bad breath. That's an instant turn off.

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