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Turnipping

To 'turnip'

The act of turnipping is lying face down, with both arms stretched together at a point infront of you whilst having your legs bent beneath you giving a 'turnip like' shape.

Last night, whilst turnipping, I was raped by a mountain goat.

by StarfishJ September 25, 2010


turnip

Someone who is judgment-proof, having no assets or regular income.

From the saying, "You can't get blood from a turnip." If you sue a "turnip," you will probably win, and get a judgment, but you will have no way to collect on it.

I'd sue that son of a bitch, and I'd win, too. But he's a turnip; what's the point.

by s%mebody March 21, 2012

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turnip

rubbish - very low quality - something without value -

have you ever seen `underbelly` ? - its totally turnip.

thats more turnip than a normal can shake a stick at

by merk hunter May 4, 2008

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Turnip

Referring to a female dog's private parts.

When I bathe my dog, I make sure to get in there and really clean out her turnip.

by Phil July 29, 2003

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Turnip

A person being dangerously reckless and/or acting like a twat.

Often used affectionately.

"I just ran my teabag through the espresso maker to make stronger tea, then threw up the result!"
"Oh Alex, you are such a turnip!"

by Guava Squirrel January 7, 2014

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Turnip

Turnip is a new form of STD that was just discovered. The symptoms are different for each sex. A women gets large red bumps all around her vag and when popped a green puss oozes every where. A man will have his dick fall off and it will become a short little turnip and your sperm transforms into the green puss. Warning- the puss is highly acidic.

Dude that striper last night had turnips! Didn't you see the green stuff on the pole?

Man now I am goint to be made fun of, my dick is now even smaller, and it kinda smells

by Skiters April 1, 2011

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Turnip

Large feces
also used to describe something that is horrible, of no use or plain no good.

This t.v. programme is turnip!" or "The dog has just done a turnip on the rug!

by The Turnipator June 16, 2010

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