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twat swat

The act of smacking a woman on the vagina.

Just to make sure that Virginia was paying attention, I occasionally give her a twat swat.

by hughmonger October 31, 2003

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twat swat

the female act of cock blocking.

she is being such a twat swatter.

by TDIX January 26, 2010

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Twat Swat

Girl version of “cock block

“Girl don’t twat swat me tonight”

- Erica Denniston & Kayla Strattman

by Kayizzzzzzle June 23, 2019

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midget twat swat

when a midget tries to grab your vagina

the girl screamed when she seen the midget twat swat walking to her trying to grab her vagina

by idkone August 4, 2011

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swat twat

Swat Twat Proper Noun

As most men and women throughout their lives will find, stubborn, loud, verbal atrocities that may be, can we say verbalized never expressed in violence toward one another?

A Swat Twat is the culmination of not being able to silence digress or diffuses a drunken (most the time) male and dials 911 for a domestic disturbance.

I don’t know about your state, but here in California they come with a minimum of two officers, if there is a crowd they double exponentially. Think of that Beach boys song ~~ ‘Two girls for every boy’ now its two peace officers or more for every boy ~~ you know the song.

at no point does this endorse or condone interrelational violence, freedom speech has its bounds, respect your woman brothers and sisters, Swat Twat don’t be one, remember we love you ladies and men.

I call it how I see it

AR Laurenzano Nipomo California

Chris - “Bro I saw all those cops over at your place, what up bro..???”

Tony- “Dude my girl went Swat Twat on me last night, just sat on the curb till they left… That was insane; Im 5’6” scrawny at best ~~~6 cops…Fu…. Just keep saying bitch overtime she talked to me what are you up too?”

by Segwave April 19, 2017

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Twat Swat

The act of Garret'ing a situation. Actions taken that limit the amount of exposed breast in the group chat.

Kayci was excitedly anticipating her bribe payment when someone Twat Swatted her heavenly ordained blessing.

by BajanKing February 25, 2019


Twat Swat

A twat swat is where you give a girl a hard swat right in the twat. Most affective when the girl is on their bleedy time

Asia: Yo Brady your girl was being a bitch last night

Brady: oh I know I gave that bitch a swift Twat Swat

by George kalahan May 11, 2016