Twatter

A social networking and microblogging service for the sending of "one to many" messages via SMS or a web interface.

Used by the kind of twats for whom blogs and Facebook status updates don't offer the sheer frequency of attention they crave.

Yah, I use Twatter all the time to stay "hyper-connected" to my friends. I'm a total addict - a real Twatterer!

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Twatter

When a girl squats at your house and pays her rent with her twat.

That girl is such a Twatter. Does she ever pay any rent?

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Twatter

Version of twitter for Christian boybands with purity rings and pubic hair that grows out of their cranium.

Joe Jonas: I don't use Twitter, I prefer Twatter.

Nick Jonas: But that's because you're gay...

Joe Jonas: Precisely.

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Twatter

The midway point between twat and shitter

Rachel needs to shave her twatter.

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Twatter

one who is a twat on twitter

"Did you see steph's last tweet?"
"Yeah she's such a twatter"

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Twatter

When one vents to their own or a friend's vagina similar to the online social networking service called Twitter.

Betty Sue: "I just tweeted on Twitter about how horrid my day was."

Anna Joe: "Funny! I just twattered my vagina the same thing a few minutes ago....or maybe that was my grandma's? It's been a long day, Betty Sue :(."

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Twatter

Derogatory name for a Twin Otter airplane.

He flies a Twatter.

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