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When you cross a bad case of thrush and a one night stand with Billy Ray Cyrus
Patient : I have an Itchy Twitchy Twat
Doctor : I told you to stop seeing Billy when you have thrush
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A syndrome affecting 90% of all single males on the internet every Sunday morning. The condition is more acute in those not having pulled on the Saturday night before... Usually sufferers can be found lurking in chat rooms or using IM desperately seeking a female to cyber with.
haha just because you got twitchy wink syndrome doesn't mean Im gonna get my tits out on cam for you!
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Someone who's uncertain, or has a tendency to contradict themselves.
Jake: "Man, my girl can't decide whether she want's to stay or leave."
Paul: "Oh damn she's a twitchy bitch."
Involuntary muscle twitching while high/stoned
Hey Greg, I got the twitchies! My legs are cramping up!
After slam-dunking a fucking hair tie like Kobe Bryant in a hot bitchez tittie Cleavage... Your cock can't stop won't stop twitching like a pos Chihuahua from Guatemala's most dangerous neighborhood.
Get off my lawn you twitchy pecker fuck!
tweek tweak from south park
P1 :"bro have you seen that twitchy blonde?"
P2 :"you mean tweek from south park?"
When your vagina pulsates thinking of your ex husband of 30 plus years.
Thinking of you still makes my Twat Twitchy.