UTS

Unix Time Stamp, the time keeping system to replace our current calendars. Based solely on the SI unit of time, the second, it originated from Unix based operating system to avoid having to use an unnecessary amount of units for the same measurement (i.e. time). Its epoch starts on the 1970 January 1.

The 2017-01-01T00:00:00Z new year is just an arguably too recurrent milestone in the flawed Gregorian calendar and is nothing special in Unix time, but whatevs happy 1 483 228 800 UTS!

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Uts

U tryna smoke

Hey Grady, uts dude?
Grady: cowabunga man hell ya

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UTS

Unexpected Tomato Syndrome.
When a shy and confused individual turns bright red similar to that of a tomato in colour when put under pressure or when they know that everyone is looking at them and they are the centre of attention. Often stimulated and triggered by smoking excessive amounts of marjuanna.

Friend: Yo man why u got UTS all of a sudden?!
UTS boy: Nah man allow it rub my ears so it goes away.

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ute

Short for uterus. A derogatory term for describing a woman, as it implies that her only useful purpose is producing offspring.

Jane's only talent is having kids. She's a real ute.

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Utes

Utes is the spoken form of the acronym 'Utf' meaning 'up to fucks'.

'Utf' evolved into Utes because of the obvious difficulty in saying 'Utf' as a single word easily in conversation. Utes originates in Christchurch, New Zealand.

Utes is used generally to describe a person or situation that doesn't fulfill any purpose and therefore does nothing.

'Man that guy is so utes, he doesn't do anything'
'This party is utes, there's no one here'

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Utes

The mascot for the University of Utah. Huge rival of BYU even though it isn't much of a rivalry because the Utes win every time. Where you can get a REAL education in Utah, unlike the team down south (BYU) where it is just a place to meet your husband. The original BCS Busters.

The Utes really kicked BYU's ass in football.

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ut

UT is the University of Tennessee (est 1794), not the University of Texas (est 1883). UT was a school before Texas was a state...a state in whice Tennessee founded I might add. The University of Texas was refered to as 'TU' (and still is by UT and Texas A&M)until they decided how much cooler UT sounded and decided that is what they wanted their school to be called. TU has attempted to steal UT's logos (the interlocked UT symbol and the Power T),and colors (TU is burnt orange and white while UT is hunting orange and white. UT was also orange and white first), and traditions even though Tennessee was voted #1 football weekend by Sports Illistrated in 2005, and UT's sporting facilities seat more people and sell more tickets annually than any TU sport. I'm surprised they haven't changed their school fight song to Rocky Top. UT is the University of Tennessee. Get your facts right bitches. Don't believe me...go to UTsports.com

Rocky Top you'll always be,
home sweet home to me (and the REAL UT),
good ole Rocky Top,
Rocky Top, Tennessee

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