Uncle

The family member most likely to show up and rape you

Uncle: Come here little Billy I’ve got something to show you, it’s nice and big...

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Uncle

A term creted in North battleford used to normally describe someone you emmulate, or admire. It normally Refers to someone of cree decent.

"Hey UNCLE, did you see the game last night?"

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Uncle

this man is someone that isnt related to u in anyway possible but u just call him uncle to be respectful.

"ello my son"
"hello uncle daniel"

Uncle

A JoJo’s fan who will skip part 4, and when you ask him why, he will say “Discord, more like pisscord!” He will then leave the room and watch despicable me 3.

-Celebrity guest chef, Bobby Flay

-That’s my uncle

Uncle

The man who rapes you while you sleep. He will tell you to shush. Your mom or dad got raped by him at least 600 times as a kid. He has a small white van with no windows on the side.

Kid: I love my uncle
Kid 2: You haven't known your uncle when your asleep
Kid 3: I can't wait to be an uncle

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Uncle

Someone who has pulled down your pants in the family washroom.

Uncle Barry has sent you a message: 👙 See you at my place at 11 PM. Don't worry about age difference. 😘

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Uncle

to be a sugar daddy. to be really old and have fine nieces or mistresses. usually used with mafioso or wall street guys who hang with their nieces at night clubs and high end resturants

damn that old ass uncles is with more girls then i can name

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