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An elite school where the fake hippy lexus driving women come complete with armpit hair, the men all want to be Trey from Phish, and the athletes breeze through what appears to be a collection of middle school classes.
Wolvies tend to not be able to demonstrate loyalty to their sports teams. As seen in the constant booing of Mr. Carr during his last coaching seasing, the fairweather following of Mr. Rodriguez, and the firing of Mr. Amacker.
Wolvies take pride a basketball group called the Fab 5, but I guess when you PAY for a team you can build whatever you want.
Its a group that needs to look back at history because the school has been on existent for several years in any sport.
Through their arrogance, the NFL non playing Mike Harts little brother comment has become joy due to the lack of progress Michigans football team has show (or Mikey for that matter)
You Blew!
University of Michigan pays the fab 5
Lack of Loyalty
Pointing Fingers
False sense of arrogance
Lack of Pride
Most boring school in the big 10
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A college in the midwest where students are more loyal to their school than the Nazis were to Hitler with some going as far as to brand themselves with the infamous "block M".
Are you going to the University of Michigan football game Saturday? Yeah bro, football is a religion here. GO BLUE
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A school that only enrolls students who are asian, black, or ugly. More often than not, one will see male students walking around in a lacrosse jersey with a backwards hat on. It is also common to see every male student try and rock the long sideburns. As for the females, it is not uncommon to see them on football game day wearing some ridiculous outfit, with their knee-high socks, sporting a bright "maize" shirt and a backwards hat. This bright outerwear is to distract you from their ugly faces. The irony of this situation is that these people will claim that they are better than you. They believe that, because they won a lot of football games back in the 60's, 70's and 80's, that their skill carries over to the next era. They also believe that they receive a better education because they get more homework than other schools. However, the reality is that their football team sucks, their girls are ugly, and you're still getting nowhere in life with a degree in Engineering.
(In East Lansing)
"Hey Johnny, who's that slapdick with the sideburns and the yellow hat on backwards, trying to wheel on those freshman girls?"
"Oh, that kid? Don't worry about him. He goes to the University of Michigan and he won't be getting with any girls tonight. He couldn't score in a whorehouse with a handful of twenties."
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A place full of effete snobs, located in the shithole of Ann Arbor, also known as A squared, which its residents are also call, known as arrogant assholes.
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An underrated, high-quality institution of higher learning that often gets overlooked because of (1) its location and (2) its far more prestigious counterpart in Ann Arbor.
Student #1: "I'm a student at the University of Michigan-Flint. Go Blue!"
Student #2: "U of M has a campus in Flint?!"
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Umich
Great school more known for its graduate schools and programs rather than undergrad. LSA is a joke to get into, Ross is all about connections, and engineering is the only valid school. Majority of the student body is pretentious and stupid, only 15% of their undgrad student body will get a job while the other 85% will cry about how they’re a public Ivy. In reality they’re one level above Michigan State University. University of Michigan is the loser competing in a league below them, once they punch up to literally any other t20 school they go back to crying about being a public Ivy. Always trying to brag about being a University of Michigan student or alum. In other words, the embodiment of the kid who peaked in high school.
Hey Gus, did you know that I went to University of Michigan. Specifically Ross business school! I know I’m so overqualified since I went to a public Ivy.
Hey Andrew, no one cares about where you went to school. And big deal 80% of this firm either went to MSU, Umich, or an Ivy for business school. You’re not special.
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