huggable urn

A stuffed animal filled with the ashes of a cremated loved one

Joel died trying to pass a bumbilical cord
Megan couldn't last without Joel after he died, so she had him made into a huggable urn.

URN Daytimer

A person who can achieve just about anything they put their mind to. They are pretty much invincible, and to boot their dewy complexions and agreeable features continue to defy the term 'having a face for radio'.

'Wait , did that person just cure cancer by blinking their eyes?'
'Oh yeah, but they're a URN Daytimer so it's not surprising.'
'Seriously? So that guy on TV last week who climbed Mount Everest on a space hopp-'
'...A URN Daytimer. Yeah.'

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Urns Stick

Urns Stick- more commonly know as the male penis or organ that makes "urns"

I stuck my Urns Stick between her nipple pumpkins and made milk on her chin.

Drink an urn

It’s when somebody tells somebody to drink beer until they get a tumor or die

Don:hey John go drink an urn. John:go die

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boo urns

Exclamation. A cheer for The Simpsons character Montgomery Burns. Often used incorrectly by Canadians to suggest disproval of anything, rather than approval of Burns.
Obviously, "boo" and "Boo-urns" are two different and mutually exclusive words.

My, that old dog, Monty Burns has done it again! Boo-urns! Boo-urns, I say!

or

"Are you saying 'boo' or 'boo-urns'?" - C.M. Burns, The Simpsons

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boo urns

PRAISE for something

....NOT the same as "boo"

otherwise that line in the Simpsons doesnt make any sense

"Are they saying boo or boo urns?"

"I was saying boo urns"

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boo urns

It's from that episode of The Simpsons where the audience is booing Mr. Burns. Hans Momans was like: "I was saing boo urns!"

Boo urns means that sucks or boo hoo.

That sucks! Boo urns!

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