Ursula

Fake. Annoying to a fault. Always tries to be the center of attention, unsuccessfully. Always prepared to make any subject about herself regardless of the conversation, with the sole intention to belittle everyone around her. Will tell your secrets to the world. Will accuse you of being prejudice or racist, although she is the only one guilty of it.

Resembles the cartoon character.

Innocent bystander 1: my ears...my ears..they’re bleeding! What was that??!! Nails on a chalkboard slow and nail breaking?!?!
Ursula: hi highdhi!
Innocent bystander 2: if you can still hear me....Run. RUN. ITS URSULA!!!
Ursula: (unaware room is empty...still talking incoherently)

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Ursula

UR a sexually unavailable lesbian ass

Fuck you Ursula

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Ursula Complex

Originating from the antagonist character, Ursula, from Disney's "The Little Mermaid". It refers to a mental condition usually afflicting fat, unattractive, middle-aged women who treat prettier, younger women with intentional disdain and scorn. This vindictive behavior is said to be the product of irreconcilable jealousy. Ursula Complex can manifest itself in private situations, within families, and even in public settings.

Symptoms include: Sideways glances at younger women, dirty looks, heightened gossiping, and overall unpleasant treatment of younger, prettier women for reasons that aren't made clear.

"I was at Costco the other day and this fat, middle-aged women wearing a long t-shirt was treating the younger, pretty female employee really badly for no reason once she noticed her husband checking her out. B**ch clearly has Ursula Complex, and should get that checked out ASAP.

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ursula shot

A shot taken from a small cake cone. The shot must be taken quickly as the cone gets soggy and slick like the skin of Ursula from the Little Mermaid. The preferred liquor for an Ursula shot is Patron.

Take your Ursula shot, bitch.

Ursula Merkle

A crazed Conrad Birdie fan in the musical, Bye Bye Birdie BEST FRIENDS with Kim MacAfee, the lucky girl that gets chosen to kiss Conrad Birdie right before he leaves for the army.

Conrad Birdie fan: Justin Bieber fan----URSULA MERKLE IS THE DEFINITION OF CRAZED FAN

Ursula's Maid

Using vaginal muscles to crush a mans penis to extract information, or ever for pure torture. Some women have been known to counteract rape. These muscles can be strengthened by Kegal exercises, yoga, and various stretches.

She used Ursula's Maid to rob that Bank!

Female Bandits in the late 19th century would use this to bed a man, and then get him reveal important information, or as a form of robbery.
Some modern day women use this to excite their sex life, or protect themselves from rape.

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Ursula tax

A requirement in certain Facebook groups, for new members to post either a meme relevant to the group or a screenshot of the conversation that brought them there.

It encourages interaction within the group, which also means that the group's posts are more likely to be seen by other members, and an active group is more likely to be tagged in future discussions.

Named for Ursula the Sea Witch, from The Little Mermaid. Just like her, the group's admins have the power to take away individual member's voices (by muting them) if they fail to follow the "contract" they agreed to. Originally found in Disney-themed groups, the term has grown legs (hah!) and is now seen here and there around Facebook.

I joined a group that makes fun of mansplaining, and for the Ursula tax I posted a screenshot of the mansplainer getting dragged.

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