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Demasculating masculinity.
Wife: your masculinity has little use in today's profeminist world.
Husband: Women vaginalizing men is in today's world making men into pussies and lap dogs.
The act of polishing a piece of woodwork (typically a table) with ones vagina. It is believed to have originated in Italy, often employed when wealthy merchants, aristocrats, and religious figures made custom orders from master woodworkers. The technique has remained a trade secret among masters of woodworking guilds till this day, however there is a rumor that Pope Leo XI, also known as the Lightning Pope had requested a for the finest table to made for his personal chamber, to which the woodworkers guild master replied "Do not worry for the tables quality your Holiness. My wife, she is very juicy", suggesting that a moist vagina is required.
Patron: And what do you say of this pieces quality?
Woodworker: See for yourself.
Patron: Oh it is so smooth and well varnished!
Woodworker: Ahh you have a fine eye. It has been vagined by my wife five times, and both my daughter's
thrice. My wife's pussy, it's very juicy.
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Another word for vagina only funnier.
Her VAGINE is so big that you could drive a truck into it.
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the most pleasent way to say vagina without saying vagina
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When you finally get to fuck the girl you've wanted for a long period of time. Once landed: Vaginally!
"Dude did you finally fuck Stacey?" "Yes!" "Dude...Vaginally!"
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The need to consume female flesh.
After close examination, Peter was diagnosed with lockjaw, brought on by severe and repeated Vaginalism.
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When a person stops eating meat and starts gettin little vagina sores all over their body, then suddenly one day...they turn into a giant pussy
dude, you're gonna get vaginitis if u don't start eating meat
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