slam vaging

When the male in the relationship lays face first on the female's crotch, the woman grabs his head with both hands and forces his face into her vagina. Both hands must be used. The man must also hum Push It by Salt N Peppa.

It's Thursday night and I'm slam vaging my boyfriend. #Heaven

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back vaging

when a friend secretly screws your "brother" behind your back.

I think Amy is back vaging me with John.
Trish tried back vaging me with Bill, too bad he had whiskey dick.

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Peen-Vagee

1.a different word for sex or sexual interaction.
2. a word heard in the movie "superbad".

dude1: I'm getting me some of that Peen-vagee tonight

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bi-vaging

The act of forcing a fleshlight (unlubricated) into your partners asshole. The best time to do such an arousing act is when your just about to finish and instead of cuming inside of her, you force the fleshlight inside of her ass and you cum in that instead of her vagina. Most likely she will scream in pure pleasure (which is commenly mistaken for a scream of pain and anguish). But do not let that fool you my friend...she will remember that pleasure for years to come.

Amy: "Hey Jessia."
Jessica: "Yeah?"
Amy: Did I ever tell you how Blake bi-vaged me last
night?
Jessica: "No! You never told me that!
Amy: "Yeah, it was amazing! Iv'e never cum so hard before!"
Jessica: "Golly, if only I could get Dylan to bi-vag me.
Amy: "You gotta! bi-vaging is the best!"

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He-vage

The name for the area of chest shown on guys when they wear a really low v-neck t-shirt. Usually accompanied with a tan, dark sunglasses, possibly some gold chains and lots of grooming

Brian's got great he-vage in his new t-shirt

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Vage Cabbage

Where a vaginas lips and skin are lose and looks like a head of cabbage.

"Man, she has Vage Cabbage. It was so ugly I was like let me just get a pudding pop"

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splash vage

When a female homosapien has a cluster of genitals that achieve an unprecedented moisture level so as to erupt a stream of discharge of such uncanny force and magnitude, that the likes of Mt Vesuvius and Niagara Falls are envious.

I am not hesitant to strongly recommend the the laying down of no less than 40 shammies if you decide to infiltrate Jessica on your couch, floor or bed. That girl is blessed with a perfect body, but FUCK it can and will get messy if her splash vage involuntarily decides to erupt! Stick with the shower.

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