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When you create a parking space where one doesn't exist; usually with hazard flashers. Most often in the fire lane in front of the door at a store, but could also be at the end of an existing row of parking spaces.
I can't get out of the parking lot; someone did Armenian Valet and I can't get around them to the exit.
The 5 inch heels your date wears on a night out which also means she’s not walking from the parking garage and you’re paying the valet.
When getting ready for a night out, my wife said, you know I can't walk in these, but I’ll wear the valet shoes, we’re going straight to the club and you’re paying someone to park the car.
When you need an extra hand to guide anal entry during cowgirl position because you and your partner both have T-Rex arms and can’t reach.
My girl and I were trying to do Cowgirl anal but we needed Valet Parking to pull it off.
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A stalker. My friend told me of a crime when a valet parker copied a woman's house keys and hid under her bed with duct tape,ropes and a camera. He was caught by the woman's boyfriend. I took the name from there.
He is valet parking you!
He's a valet parker.
Did she used to valet park you?
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It is very common amongst high schoolers. You roll up to her house, meet the parents and are very gentlemen like. Then as soon you get her around the conner you take her for a ride like she is $250,000 Ferrari. Fast and furrious if you not what I mean. They you bring her back to her parents house with just a few more miles added on the odometer. This act must be performed in a vehicle.
Hey Mike Hawk do you know Jody from the cheerleader squad. I totally Valet Park-Her!
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Hip Hop Valet Parking describes our African-American friends' tendency to station large American SUVs with oversized chrome rims in the fire lane in front of Wal-Mart or southside malls. A more subtle version occurs when the same SUV is spied with grandma's handicap placard mounted proudly next to a half dozen or so pine tree air fresheners to mask the scent of marijuana. Minor
Section 8 (government housing) celebrities who are generally unemployed or underemployed who claim to be producers are the most likely to utilize Hip Hop Valet Parking.
T-Dog's rim size is three times his ACT score...rollin hard on 27's sippin' a foty, smokin' a blunt...Hip Hop Valet Parking yo'.
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A liaison for busy people to handle minor and major relationship time management issues
“I’m still at work and busy. I will send the Relationship Valet to handle it.”